Ok, now I know some of you will find this totally morbid, but man is it hysterical (and might I add, may be accurate). Click here and find out how you will die. Please let me know what it tells you.
Mine says: Elizabeth: At age 83 you will die from wounds delivered by a blender after trying to make your sixteenth magarita of the day. (And it's on 3:00pm, shame on you!)
Hmm, could be....
It's a joke folks play along and share!
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HAHA oh wow...I can't WAIT until this happens: "At age 73 you will fall into a tank at a large aquarium and be eaten by suckerfish."
I don't even know what a suckerfish is! I'd better enlighten myself...
This is going to keep me entertained all day. If I make myself just an inch taller, I suffer a much less exciting death:
"At age 41 you will start sleeping more and more. After six months of this you will be sleeping 19 hours a day. By month seven, you do not wake up anymore. You cease breathing during month nine."
Classic! Hours and hours of FREE entertainment!
A bit more:
In ancient times, the remora was believed to stop a ship from sailing. In Latin remora means "delay", while the genus name Echeneis comes from Greek echein ("to hold") and naus ("a ship"). Particularly notable is the account of Pliny the Younger, in which the remora is blamed for the defeat of Mark Antony at the Battle of Actium and (indirectly) for the death of Caligula.[8]
Because of the shape of the jaws, appearance of the sucker, and coloration of the remora, it sometimes appears to be swimming upside-down. This probably led to the older common name reversus, although this might also derive from the fact that the remora frequently attaches itself to the tops of manta rays or other fish, so that the remora in fact is upside-down while attached.
Here is Wikipedia's definition of a suckerfish:
"Remoras or suckerfish are elongate brown fish in order Perciformes and family Echeneidae.[1][2] They grow up to 30-90 cm long (1-3 feet), and their distinctive first dorsal fin takes the form of a modified oval sucker-like organ with slat-like structures that open and close to create suction and take a firm hold against the skin of larger marine animals. By sliding backward, the remora can increase the suction, or it can release itself by swimming forward. Remoras sometimes attach themselves to small boats. They also swim well on their own, with a sinuous motion."
LOL! Here's what mine says: At age 74 while playing Tekken 23, a burgler will break into your house. A fight will ensue and you will lose.
Awesome.
Oh man - how can you lose if you're playing Tekken. You'd be on your game! This is so morbid but so morbidly funny! - Liz
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